Tuesday, March 22, 2016

The Adventures of Frosty: Crazy Èclairs! FULL BOOK

Prologue

Last time you saw Frosty and his crew get frozen by the Freezer Frog and had their new friend Snowy turn on them. Now, the stakes are raised even higher. With Mystery Meat trying to prevent this merry crew from completing this prophecy: "A man made of ice cream will thwart the dangerous meat evil with 5 friends in tow:  A Red Velvet Vampire, A Patti Shoe Dragon, A Snow Cone Saber-tooth, A Popsicle Monkey, and a Cakeasaurus Rex." Mystery Meat XIV, the descendant of the first Mystery Meat, is working to prevent this. Currently, there is only one Patti Shoe dragon remaining. If he kills it, the prophecy won't be completed so far because the other 13 Mystery Meats expired of old age. But prophecies have this thing of coming true one way or another. Even if it's not in one generation, it will be completed in another. Read more to find out if this prophecy comes true in this generation.

Chapter 1: Arrival

"This boat is getting WAY too crowded." Pop the Popsicle Monkey stated. He was only the second person to ride it other than the big sleeper, Frosty the Ice Cream Man. Frosty and his friends Pop, Cakeman the Cakeasaurus Rex, and the newest addition to the merry band of friends, Snowy the Snow Cone Sabertooth are going to the Eclair Savanna to find a Patti Shoe Dragon (Patti Shoe is the dough that makes eclairs and cream puffs). "Right. I can fix that at the harbor. There is an area where they rebuild your speedboats into a Faygo Yacht." Frosty said. "Then, Land Ho!" Snowy exclaimed. "Look! The harbor!" Cakeman said. Frosty deposited the ship by the harbormaster. "Look! A cream puff rhino!" Snowy was taking in all the sights because he lived in a Tundra. Then right as he said this, the rhino looked at the eclair tiger and the tiger pounced and the rhino charged.

Chapter 2: Arrival (Again)

Frosty and the gang stepped back and watched nature in dessertia. Naturally, the rhino charged into the tiger and killed it because cream puffs are small but strong. "We should get going before we're next." Pop told Frosty.
"(snore)"
"Frosty!"
"Just drag him. They're unwakeable." Snowy said.
"They're also the heaviest of all of us." Pop declared. It took all of them, but they managed to drag him into the beignet prairie, which is a part of the savanna but is where everybody knows the dragons live. When they walked in, lightning struck them. At that excact moment, Frosty woke up.

Chapter 3: The 2nd Egg

"I guess this is it." Frosty said while taking a bow. He took his hat off. In doing this, the hat absorbed the lightning blast. As he was putting the hat back on, he saw the lightning in the hat and immediatly flipped his hat in the opposite direction. In doing so, lightning struck a nearby Beignet Prarie Dog instead. Enraged, the dragon struck Pop, who screamed in terror and ducked, thus narrowly avoiding the lightning blast. This is how it went, dragons attacking the strangers, the quartet narrowly dodging each and every lightning bolt. Once the heroes had ran across the entire prarie, they saw something intriguing. It had a single star on its oval-shaped surface. It was a Patti Shoe Dragon egg! "Frosty, come on. Grab it!" Pop exclaimed.
"I think we'll let Snowy take this one." Frosty declared. As soon as Snowy grabbed the egg, a Donut Cyclops saw the egg, which it wanted to eat for dinner. The strangers with it could be an amazing appetizer, it thought. So, the cyclops roared in their faces while raising his club up in the air to strike.

Chapter 4: The Dangerous Doughnut 

The cyclops slammed his sprinkle club into the ground. Everyone jumped out of the way. The club made a fissure in the ground. Shoot, the cyclops thought; I should have hit them with Jelly first. Frosty told his friends with fear in his voice, "Guys, let's try and reason with him." Frosty jumped over the jelly and ran up Doughy the Doughnut's gargantuan leg. Once he got to his eye, Frosty said, "Why are you attacking us? I think it might be because you want to eat us, or attacking is your way of being friendly. I'm going to go with the latter." Little did Frosty know, Doughy was very moved by this speech and stopped attacking. Frosty said, "Will you come with us?"
"Yeah!" Doughy replied.
"Then can you put my friends and I back?"
"Sure."
"Also, let's get that egg!"
"Oh. I noticed that the egg dropped into the fissure."
"Then into the fissure!"

Chapter 5: The Fissure

Deeper and deeper into the chasm the five people went. It seemed like one of those bottomless pits you see in movies. Suddenly, Doughy saw the egg. He exclaimed, "Look! The egg! Somebody get over to it!" Frosty "Swam" over to the egg and sat on it. Out popped a full-grown pattishoe dragon! Frosty told the dragon, "Hi. My name's Frosty. Can I call you Shocker?" The dragon nodded yes. "Can you fly all of us out of here?" Shocker nodded his head again, lifted his wings, waited for Frosty and the others to get to him, then flew out of the bottomless pit at terminal velocity. Shocker flew them all the the Faygo yacht before noon (it was 11:59 when they got out of the pit) and the 6 friends took off for the Cupcake Castle.

Epilogue

We go back to the evil mystery meat's lair in Grocerie where Mystery Meat Evilsteak XIV (Mystery is his first name, Meat is his middle, and Evilsteak is obviously a last name) was waiting for the postman to bring a letter from the local fortune teller, Butcher Fateseer. The postman, Skinless McChicken, told Evilsteak, "Mystery, Butcher told me this is very important and that he wanted to tell you in person but....." at that very moment Butcher appeared with his crystal ball. He picked up where the postman left off, "What Skinless is trying to say is that my magic is very rusty You do realize I was the adviser to your Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandfather, or Mystery Meat Evilsteak I. I never quite pieced together the full prophecy. I just found out that there will be a traitor to the meat society that originally betrayed Dessertia. In doing this, the "Heroes" will have some muscle. Also, I believe Doughy the Doughnut Cyclops has left the Meat Society."
"He is the muscle. But we have nothing to fear. That Popsicle Monkey is way too terrified to go into the Cupcake Castle. That's our chance to grab him."

"Maniacal Laughter from all three meats"



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